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http://funpage.ru/fun/test3/

Вот каков ты в жизни: На первом месте в твоей жизни честь и достоинство, на втором - деньги. На третьей ступени - карьера, на четвертой - семья, а на последнем месте - любовь.



Твое описание себя: злая, партнера - нежная, врага - мерзкая. Твой интерес к сексу характеризуется словом чёрный, а твоя жизнь - синее.



никто - имя того человека, который тебя никогда не забудешь. никто - имя того, кого ты считаешь лучшим другом. Ты действительно любишь человека с именем никто. никто - твой близнец по духу. никто - тот, кого ты будешь помнить всю жизнь.



Теперь тебе нужно послать ссылку на этот тест как минимум 0 людям, и твое желание "хочу выебать какую-нить готку" исполнится в суббота.



Вот то, что Далай Лама сказал о миллениуме: всего несколько секунд, чтобы подумать и прочитать это. Не откладывай этот тест, мантра выйдет из твоих в ближайшие 96 часов. Тебя ждет приятный сюрприз. Это правда, даже если ты не суеверен.



Пошли ссылку на этот тест своим друзьям:

1-4 человека - твоя жизнь улучшится постепенно

5-9 человек - жизнь улучшится

9-14 - у тебя будут как минимум 5 сюрпризов в ближайшие 3 недели

15 - больше - твоя жизнь улучшиться так, как тебе и не снилось, все о чем ты мечтал станет явью.

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No more nights.

Of blood & fire.

Yeah I always thought we be together.

And that our love could not be better.

Well with no warning you were gone.

I still don't know what went gone.

You don't know what I've been through.

Just want to put my love in you.

No more nights.

Of blood & fire.

All those special memories.

Now I bleed for you – burn for me.

Perhaps I was just dreaming.

When I think these things had real meaning.

You don't know what I've been through.

Just want to put my love in you.

Love eternal.

Lust eternal.

Bleeding, burning.

Needing, yearning.

I see your face in every flame.

With no answers I have only myself to blame.

Of all the women I have known – they're not you.

I'd rather be alone.

No more nights.

Of blood & fire.

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Let's go to war...

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Горграйнд рулит!!!

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You cannot see it coming

Always without a warning

You need to hold on tighter

Find a brand new start



High on the wire

They taunted you like the Messiah

Time for a change

Before your life just falls apart



How could you find a way

From deep within your heart

Reach out and gaze at the star

Let the vision fly



We always have to sail on

Out of shadows to the light beyond

Never shut your waery eyes

But always try to see the line

Can you see it in your mind



Wearing the mask for so long

The clown must believe to hold on

Throw down your fears

and guide the strength which lies within



We always have to sail on

Out of shadows to the light beyond

Never shut your waery eyes

But always try to see the line

Can you see it in your mind



Can you see it in your mind



New rising sun will shine forever

All your power strong as steel

Turn the page and seek no saviour

Break free and see

The line through the wheel



We always have to sail on

Out of shadows to the light beyond

Never shut your waery eyes

But always try to see the line



We always have to sail on

Out of shadows to the light beyond

Never shut your waery eyes

But always try to see the line



Can you see it in your mind

Can you see the line

See the line through the wheel

Can you see the line

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Бля, ну как же меня веселит эта обложка

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Беседы о нойзкоре =)

Voivod (23:29:45 8/02/2007)

The Internet Is Gay [:-}





Dr. Rock (23:29:54 8/02/2007)

Блин, точно.





Voivod (23:30:04 8/02/2007)

Бугага





Voivod (23:30:39 8/02/2007)

Надо будет нам наваять нойзкоровый боевичок на 15 секунд "Linuar Is Gay"





Dr. Rock (23:30:54 8/02/2007)

ЛИНУАРРРРРРРРРРРРРРРРРРРР!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Voivod (23:31:02 8/02/2007)

Упс





Dr. Rock (23:31:10 8/02/2007)

Цой сдох.





Voivod (23:31:14 8/02/2007)

Хехе





Dr. Rock (23:31:15 8/02/2007)

Фсё.





Dr. Rock (23:31:22 8/02/2007)

О!





Voivod (23:31:35 8/02/2007)

?





Dr. Rock (23:31:41 8/02/2007)

И отдельный трек Linuar Is Gay Part Two.





Dr. Rock (23:31:56 8/02/2007)

Моррисон дрочил в ванной и сдох.





Voivod (23:32:03 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:32:25 8/02/2007)

Хотя... Песни в двух частях...





Dr. Rock (23:32:32 8/02/2007)

Это уже прогрессив...





Dr. Rock (23:32:35 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:32:47 8/02/2007)

Только хотел сказать "Попахивает Dream Theater'ом"





Voivod (23:32:54 8/02/2007)

О!!!





Dr. Rock (23:32:54 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:32:57 8/02/2007)

Я знаю!!!





Dr. Rock (23:33:01 8/02/2007)

Ну?





Voivod (23:33:17 8/02/2007)

Мы запишем ещё одну песню!! В жанре "Политический нойзкор"





Voivod (23:33:26 8/02/2007)

Tokio Hotel Is Gay!!!!!!





Voivod (23:33:28 8/02/2007)

[:-}





Dr. Rock (23:33:35 8/02/2007)

Политический?...





Voivod (23:33:39 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:33:51 8/02/2007)

Эээ... А пачаму?





Voivod (23:34:03 8/02/2007)

А хрен его знает, думаешь кто-то будет текст на слух разбирать?





Dr. Rock (23:34:24 8/02/2007)

Это смотря как рыгать в микрофон.





Voivod (23:34:29 8/02/2007)

Хехе





Dr. Rock (23:34:43 8/02/2007)

А интро и аутро у альбома будут?





Voivod (23:34:47 8/02/2007)

Ну конечно





Voivod (23:35:10 8/02/2007)

Интро - бульканье задыхающегося Линуара

Аутро - стоны содомизируемой Крошки Ru





Dr. Rock (23:35:25 8/02/2007)

Содомизируемой?





Dr. Rock (23:35:31 8/02/2007)

Она ж...





Dr. Rock (23:35:32 8/02/2007)

Э...





Voivod (23:35:36 8/02/2007)

Ха-ха!





Dr. Rock (23:35:38 8/02/2007)

Или она...





Dr. Rock (23:35:48 8/02/2007)

Или ты...





Voivod (23:35:51 8/02/2007)

Проверим на практике... анальной ]:->





Voivod (23:35:57 8/02/2007)

(я про неё)





Dr. Rock (23:36:15 8/02/2007)

...употребляешь это слово в библейском значении? O:-)





Dr. Rock (23:36:16 8/02/2007)

]:->





Dr. Rock (23:36:20 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:36:29 8/02/2007)

Я упоминаю его в задотрахательном значении ]:->





Dr. Rock (23:36:35 8/02/2007)

Ааа...





Voivod (23:36:42 8/02/2007)

:-[





Dr. Rock (23:36:45 8/02/2007)

Порнограйнд...





Voivod (23:36:49 8/02/2007)

Ну да





Voivod (23:37:05 8/02/2007)

Назовём наш проект "ANAL SHIT"





Dr. Rock (23:37:17 8/02/2007)

Не. Pop-up hell.





Voivod (23:37:27 8/02/2007)

Или "NECROCANNIBALISTIC DEFECATION"





Dr. Rock (23:37:59 8/02/2007)

Трек лист:

1. Истязаемый Линуар - 0:13





Voivod (23:38:11 8/02/2007)

2. Линуар Из Гей - 0:07





Dr. Rock (23:38:12 8/02/2007)

2. Linuar Is Gay - 0:25





Voivod (23:38:14 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:38:17 8/02/2007)

Хмм...





Voivod (23:38:19 8/02/2007)

?





Dr. Rock (23:38:30 8/02/2007)

Linuar Is Gay [extended version]





Voivod (23:38:33 8/02/2007)

!





Dr. Rock (23:38:34 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:38:37 8/02/2007)

*THUMBS UP*





Voivod (23:39:09 8/02/2007)

3. antoha148 Commited Suicide Because He Sucks - 0:59





Dr. Rock (23:39:17 8/02/2007)

*ROFL*





Voivod (23:39:21 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:39:30 8/02/2007)

4. Taras Gets Doomy - 58:45





Voivod (23:39:44 8/02/2007)

5. Sergei Gets Glamy - 4:00





Dr. Rock (23:39:52 8/02/2007)

Ж-В





Dr. Rock (23:39:57 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:40:05 8/02/2007)

:-[





Voivod (23:41:05 8/02/2007)

6. Bill Kaulitz Got Fucked In The Ass - 0:14





Dr. Rock (23:41:06 8/02/2007)

6. Rammstein Suck Each Other Dicks Because They Su... Erm... Never Mind - 0:21





Voivod (23:41:09 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:41:44 8/02/2007)

7. Tokio Hotel Think They're Goth But They're Just Gay - 0:35





Dr. Rock (23:41:52 8/02/2007)

*ROFL*





Voivod (23:41:58 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:42:22 8/02/2007)

8. Kill Emo-Posers (Instrumental) - 0:47





Dr. Rock (23:43:59 8/02/2007)

9. MF-B Finds A Big Gun - 0:31





Voivod (23:44:36 8/02/2007)

10. Green Day Think That They're Green Day, But They're Just Green Gay (Reprise) - 0:56





Dr. Rock (23:44:46 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:44:51 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:45:46 8/02/2007)

11. B.J. Armstrong Thinks He's Bisexual, But He's Just Impotent - 1:01





Voivod (23:45:51 8/02/2007)

12. Who Do You Love (Kingdom Come Cover) (Japanese Bonus Track) - 0:47





Dr. Rock (23:46:40 8/02/2007)

13. K.A.B. (Flotsam & Jetsam Doomy Cover) - 37:12





Voivod (23:46:59 8/02/2007)

14. The Ballad Of Axl Rose - 0:03





Dr. Rock (23:47:45 8/02/2007)

15. Hell, Yeah!!! (We Get You Thrashed) - 4:12





Voivod (23:48:12 8/02/2007)

16. Joseph Mengele Was A Sensitive Man - 0:45





Dr. Rock (23:48:23 8/02/2007)

*ROFL*





Voivod (23:48:26 8/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (23:49:04 8/02/2007)

17. Excuse Me, But I'd Like To Die - 15:31





Voivod (23:49:30 8/02/2007)

18. I'm Alive, I Fooled You, Sucker - 31:15





Dr. Rock (23:49:40 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:49:42 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:50:29 8/02/2007)

19. Homosexuality Is Gay - 0:01.1488





Dr. Rock (23:51:06 8/02/2007)

20. Dave Mustaine Uses His Martial Arts Skills On Hapless German Band OOMPH For Their Song Got Ist Ein Popstar Because It Insults His Religious Feelings - 0:05





Dr. Rock (23:51:16 8/02/2007)

19 рулит!





Voivod (23:51:27 8/02/2007)

20 не отстаёт!*ROFL*





Dr. Rock (23:52:13 8/02/2007)

21. Linuar Is Gay Part Two - 0:12





Voivod (23:52:23 8/02/2007)

*THUMBS UP*





Voivod (23:53:00 8/02/2007)

22. I Placed The Baseball Bat In EvilPDA's Anus - 0:18





Voivod (23:53:07 8/02/2007)

Не, не так





Voivod (23:53:16 8/02/2007)

22. I Placed The Nail Spiked Baseball Bat In EvilPDA's Anus - 0:18





Voivod (23:53:18 8/02/2007)

О!





Dr. Rock (23:53:34 8/02/2007)

=-O





Voivod (23:53:37 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:54:00 8/02/2007)

23. Sonic Is Gay - 0:17





Dr. Rock (23:54:06 8/02/2007)

*ROFL*





Voivod (23:54:20 8/02/2007)

24. Tails Is Gay Too - 17:00





Dr. Rock (23:54:28 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:54:31 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:54:51 8/02/2007)

25. GAYnocide - 3:44





Dr. Rock (23:55:44 8/02/2007)

26. Hobo Sapiens - 2:07





Voivod (23:56:22 8/02/2007)

27. You Were Told That Amatory Is Something Heavy, But They're Just Gay (A Tribute To Kroshka.Ru) - 0:01





Dr. Rock (23:56:37 8/02/2007)

27. Elves Are Gay - 0:16





Voivod (23:56:51 8/02/2007)

28. Vampire Girls Are Whores - 0:17





Voivod (23:56:59 8/02/2007)

29. Vampire Guys Are Gay - 0:18





Dr. Rock (23:57:07 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:57:11 8/02/2007)







Voivod (23:57:58 8/02/2007)

30. You Created An Account At Diary.Ru To Express The Gay Shit That Runs In Your Fuckin' Head (A Tribute To diary.ru/~Jerry) - 0:06





Dr. Rock (00:00:05 9/02/2007)

31. I Am Not Going To Forgive You For Flirting With Some Bitch Who Looks Like My Ex-Girlfriend - 0:27





Dr. Rock (00:00:32 9/02/2007)

32. My Ex-Girlfriend Is Senseless Bitch - 10:12





Voivod (00:01:00 9/02/2007)

32. Olga Panteleimonova Sucks My Pants - 24:00:00





Dr. Rock (00:01:12 9/02/2007)

А кто это?...





Voivod (00:01:31 9/02/2007)

She was mentioned in song No. 30





Voivod (00:02:22 9/02/2007)

33. Firen Said That 'Boulevard Of Broken Dreams' Is A Good Song - 0:04





Dr. Rock (00:02:25 9/02/2007)

33. Shithead Who Keeps Dating With My Ex-Girlfiend Thinks He's A Russian Rocker, But He's Just Gay In A Silly Hat - 0:51





Voivod (00:02:30 9/02/2007)







Dr. Rock (00:02:48 9/02/2007)

34. All Gays Wear Silly Hats - 0:32





Voivod (00:03:00 9/02/2007)

35. All Who Wear Silly Hats Are Gay - 0:33





Dr. Rock (00:03:08 9/02/2007)

36. Mikhail Boyarsky Is Gay - 0:21





Voivod (00:03:25 9/02/2007)

37. So Is Alexander Rozenbaum - 0:22





Voivod (00:04:18 9/02/2007)

38. Bu Ga Ga (Interlude) - 0:01





Dr. Rock (00:04:20 9/02/2007)

38. He's So Gayish That He Doesn't Even Need A Silly Hat To Prove That He's Really A Gay - 0:12





Voivod (00:04:26 9/02/2007)

=-O





Dr. Rock (00:04:45 9/02/2007)

40. Radio Bu Ga Ga - 5:30





Voivod (00:04:57 9/02/2007)

Ага, "(Queen Cover)"





Dr. Rock (00:05:00 9/02/2007)







Voivod (00:05:21 9/02/2007)

41. Japanese Nu-Metal Exists And It's Gay - 0:21





Dr. Rock (00:05:47 9/02/2007)

41. Queen Are... Erm... They're Just... QueeR... - 0:19





Voivod (00:06:08 9/02/2007)

42. American Nu-Metal Exists, Unfortunately - 0:22





Dr. Rock (00:07:01 9/02/2007)

43. Slipknot Are Gay, But They're So Ugly That They Have To Hide Their Faces Under Silly Masks Which Make Them Look Cool - 0:52





Dr. Rock (00:07:17 9/02/2007)

43. ...And More Gayish - 0:01





Voivod (00:07:31 9/02/2007)

Блин, на самом интересном месте смена закончилась %)

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Все вступаем в фан-клуб THOR'a!!!

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Come on, and... leave this world behind!

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When you wake up in the fire

And your harbor lies in ruins

You wonder why the giant has been shot

Fired off down from sky



You plead for explanation

Is it accident or rule

And where is your childhood hero

To drive all the demons away



What if the light

Shines in darkness my friend

And darkness just can't comprehend

So blaze the trail on your own

Go it alone



We are falling – tailing to rise

Pain is the guide out of the wastelands

We don't need a hero

We are falling – Falling to rise

No charlatan to show you the light

We don't need a hero



Indignity is the leader

To escort us to the fen

Where they say the light is endemic

If only I could comprehend



Now you're old enough to face it

Rabble's stones give pain

Hit you as they watch your tracks

Apart from the way that they understand



What if the light...



Oh we don't need a hero

No we don't need a hero

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С Днём Рождения, Винс Нил!!!



Желаю тебе и остальным Motley Crue больше рок-н-ролльного угара, много платиновых альбомов, и всего-всего-всего!!

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Приветик, temnyj master kuron!!

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