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Фильмография:
* 1928-Kentucky Fried Chicken
* 1928¼³-Kentucky Schreit Ficken
* 1932-King Pong
* 1933-Invaders from Space
* 1934-Pac Man: The Musical
* 1935-Pac Man: The Musical 2 Electric Boogaloo
* 1936-Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Sequel Part II
* 1940-Ed Wood's House of the Dead
* 1941-Time Pilot: Battle Over Midway
* 1942-Me And My Wife: Alone In the Dark (porn)
* 1950-Bloodrayne or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize that No Matter How Many Times I Fuck Up the German Government Will Always Bail Me Out
* 1953-Postal: Raging Boll
* 1954-Tomb Raider 12, The African Orphans of Doom
* 1958-In the Name of the Queen: A Transvestite's Tale
* 1960-Not Even Trying Anymore (pre-production)
* 1963-Berzerk 2: Get That Humanoid!
* 1965-Evil in Residence
* 1964-A Boy Called Frogger
* 1968-Galaxian, Defender of the Stargate
* 1996-The Rock 2: Starring The Rock
* 1997-Metal Gear Solid: Without Permission starring Steven Seagal as Semi-Fluid Snake.
* 1999-Burgertime
* 2001-Tetris: The Movie
* 2005-Larry the Cable Guy: Paperboy
* 2006-Power Instinct: The Movie (in response to the Dead or Alive movie)
* 2007-Uwe Boll's Pro Director
* 2008-Uwe Boll's Pro Director 2: Bigger, Longer, and Badly Cut
* 2009-The Life of Skeletor (filming)
* 2010-Citizen Payne: The Fall of Max Payne (rumored)
* 2013-Pokemon: The Live Action Movie
* 2015-Mario Paint: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
* 2018-Mike Tyson's Domestic Punchout: Tyson vs. Givens
* 2023-Chuck Norris Vs. Mr T. - The Final Battle
* 2027-Legacy of Wain: Wayne's World III
* 2030-A Far Cry From Good: The Daikatana Story
* 2031-Put Up or Shut Up: How I Beat the Shit Out of Critics For Exercising their Right to an Opinion
* 2047-The King of Fighters: The Movie (Rumored to be his last film, but he has refused to tell)
(взято с uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll )
Фильмография:
* 1928-Kentucky Fried Chicken
* 1928¼³-Kentucky Schreit Ficken
* 1932-King Pong
* 1933-Invaders from Space
* 1934-Pac Man: The Musical
* 1935-Pac Man: The Musical 2 Electric Boogaloo
* 1936-Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Sequel Part II
* 1940-Ed Wood's House of the Dead
* 1941-Time Pilot: Battle Over Midway
* 1942-Me And My Wife: Alone In the Dark (porn)
* 1950-Bloodrayne or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize that No Matter How Many Times I Fuck Up the German Government Will Always Bail Me Out
* 1953-Postal: Raging Boll
* 1954-Tomb Raider 12, The African Orphans of Doom
* 1958-In the Name of the Queen: A Transvestite's Tale
* 1960-Not Even Trying Anymore (pre-production)
* 1963-Berzerk 2: Get That Humanoid!
* 1965-Evil in Residence
* 1964-A Boy Called Frogger
* 1968-Galaxian, Defender of the Stargate
* 1996-The Rock 2: Starring The Rock
* 1997-Metal Gear Solid: Without Permission starring Steven Seagal as Semi-Fluid Snake.
* 1999-Burgertime
* 2001-Tetris: The Movie
* 2005-Larry the Cable Guy: Paperboy
* 2006-Power Instinct: The Movie (in response to the Dead or Alive movie)
* 2007-Uwe Boll's Pro Director
* 2008-Uwe Boll's Pro Director 2: Bigger, Longer, and Badly Cut
* 2009-The Life of Skeletor (filming)
* 2010-Citizen Payne: The Fall of Max Payne (rumored)
* 2013-Pokemon: The Live Action Movie
* 2015-Mario Paint: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
* 2018-Mike Tyson's Domestic Punchout: Tyson vs. Givens
* 2023-Chuck Norris Vs. Mr T. - The Final Battle
* 2027-Legacy of Wain: Wayne's World III
* 2030-A Far Cry From Good: The Daikatana Story
* 2031-Put Up or Shut Up: How I Beat the Shit Out of Critics For Exercising their Right to an Opinion
* 2047-The King of Fighters: The Movie (Rumored to be his last film, but he has refused to tell)
(взято с uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll )