This kid is at a grocery store with his grandpa. The kid sees a candy bar at the check out line and asks his grandpa if he can have one. Grandpa says "can your dick touch your ass?" the kid says no so the grandpa says "well then you can't have a candy bar". They get to the car, the kid asks if he can drive, the grandpa says "can your dick touch your ass?", kid says no, so the grandpa says "well then you can't drive". Later on the kid is eating a coоkie when the grandpa walks in and says "that looks like a good coоkie, can I have some?" the kid says "can your dick touch your ass?" the grandpa says "Yes" so the kid says "well then go fuck yourself, this is my coоkie".